laserbabe:

i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song

(via fake-mermaid)

  • me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
  • crush: no
  • me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

There is free pizza in my department every Wednesday. This will be the death of me

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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(via vicesandvirtues25)

(Source: ruineshumaines, via puugly)

slomps:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via hotboyproblems)

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

(via rhyse)

Americans are so intense with sport. I could hardly get out of bed because my torso hurts so much

pygidia replied to your post “I need car so Lyd and I can cruise around America next summer”

why are we not invited ):

OFC you are invited. Lyd is just super keen and wants to book ASAP

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