On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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pistachio-jones replied to your post “My roommate has gone on a date with a grad student, and I’m sitting on…”

You need to try a fat sandwich and realize just how unhealthy and delicious American food is to it’s full potential.

Haha yeah. Everyone has been telling me to try one, but I’m skeptical

My roommate has gone on a date with a grad student, and I’m sitting on my bed eating cheesecake and dancing.

I’m like actually in America for the next year. What.

This uni is brill. I’m so happy. I love all these people

Congratulations Josie


Everyone go say hi and welcome Josephine to America. She’s here to go to school and will be staying for a year. Make her feel at home, we are lucky to have her.

P.S. I’ll see you next summer Josie! I’m proud of you.

Thankssssssss Dean <3


do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,

That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.

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So I have actually kinda packed for Sunday. This is surprising

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