i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song

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  • me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
  • crush: no
  • me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

There is free pizza in my department every Wednesday. This will be the death of me



Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???


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it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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Americans are so intense with sport. I could hardly get out of bed because my torso hurts so much

pygidia replied to your post “I need car so Lyd and I can cruise around America next summer”

why are we not invited ):

OFC you are invited. Lyd is just super keen and wants to book ASAP

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