i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out



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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

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I love the Eurovision because the rest of Tumblr just sits around in various states of confusion and Europe is just like


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I ate leftover curry for breakfast. That was way too spicy

Just played the pup some Bastille while she tries to sleep. I think she either loves or hates me now, depending on her music taste

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