nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via fake-mermaid)

Anonymous asked:
I still can't send fan mail. For now I shall stay anon even though I think you know where I'm at

I know EXACTLY where you’re at ;) We’ll find a better method of communication soon

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

(via fake-mermaid)

Anonymous asked:
I'll show you all around Jersey when you come!😁👍

You’re so kind, random human being. Lets become best friends!

Found £15 in an old Christmas card. Love when that happens

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(via toothlessishungry)

Anonymous asked:
You followed me back 😐 Guess I need to go back to stalker school.

:) Not so sneaky now, anon

Anonymous asked:
You're going to RU from the UK?😯

Expose your stalking self :( Yes, I am

becausejensenackless:

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

What are you talking about? This is fucking funny as hell.

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